I’d love to know your unexpected boner stories and I’m sure others would too–add your story to my comments.
I used to be an avid runner before some knee problems and have since given up for a while. Every day after work, I’d drive to a quiet stretch of trail where no one ever passed through. If anyone actually did, it would take way too long to return to where the path began and it was also relatively secluded in the city. I came across it accidentally one day when I had to pull in to the parking lot to take a phone call. Once I found it, I went back pretty much every day while the weather would allow me. Once there, I’d turn on my mp3 player and just run, very rarely ever seeing another individual along the way–maybe once every 1-2 weeks of running every day. Well, one day, I found myself very much a part of the moment–the sun was shining, the sky was blue, sweat was dripping down my stomach and my back and soaking the front and back of my grey bikini briefs through my grey basketball shorts. Something about the moment made me hard while I was running and the more I thought about my hard on, the harder it got. I had even considered finding a quiet spot to jerk off in nature and that made me even harder, but knowing that if I got caught, I’d probably be arrested. So, I just kept running and as I approached the stretch of path that would have taken me to the end, I didn’t want to be seen with my raging hard on and decided to turn around–much to my surprise two park workers were coming toward me about 25
Feet away in a golf cart. There was nothing I could do except keep running in their direction, hoping they wouldn’t notice. But there was no possible way they couldn’t as I ran toward them, boner bouncing around. It went down very quickly out of embarrassment and fear that something would happen as a result. When I got back to my car, exhilaration took over again and as I pulled off my shorts and threw on some sweatpants over my soaking grey bikini briefs and the hard on came back and it lasted almost the entire drive home. Again, add your stories in the comments.